Introducing, the Super Joy III, looks familiar, doesn't it?
You see that red joystick in the middle? Yeah, it doesn't even move. So much for "Super Joystick TV Game"
Basically, i got the Super Joy III from a store a long time ago. It promised 76000 or so games if I remember.Those 76000 games? Mostly nintendo stuff
Seriously, it contains stuff like Duck Hunt, Clu-Clu Land, Balloon Fight, Popeye, Donkey Kong, Pacman, Tetris, Mario, Contra, "Galaza" "Arkonoid", Space Invaders (They call it "Space ET")...
The list goes on and on...
...Actually, like only 500 of those are actual games, the other 75,500 games are just pieces of crud, or the same games with a different name with minor differences that make it even worse.
I mean seriously
Don't worry, it's "FunTime"
Now, you might be thinking
"Duck hunt?"
Yes, Duck Hunt, and no, they didn't rig it to work on the N64 controller's terrible cousin.
Tah-dah! It comes with an attachable light gun! (sadly not USB, this was before it's time)
I'll be honest, it is kinda fun.
Now, for the people who would rather not play games on a second-rate N64 controller, this one's for you!
At least Nintendo isn't alone! SEGA's in this too!
Yes, a second-rate Genesis/Saturn controller rip-off that CONNECTS to the second-rate N64 controller rip-off! Its amazing!
Now, for the joystick that puts the joystick in "Super Joystick"
A little knub that connects to the hole in the D-pad!
Yes, thats the only joystick the damn thing it has. Yet they called it the "Super Joystick" anyway.
GENIUS!
So yeah, a game "machine" that uses only second rate knock-offs of actual controllers. Then the games are stolen, then knock-offs of the games are added to the actual games so they can make it 76000 In 1! Its BRILLIANT!
I mean seriously.
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