schuka5-1> i wish i could walk around with a theme , made by the japanese people, i could have an awesome theme like k rool, or wizpig, or kefka, or a hundred other people
karl2099> i think i should send ya some of the comics, youd like em
luizprower> i want the whole package
counthex> Best theme song ever
luizprower> i want a Castle of demonic proportions,
tons of demon maids
counthex> Charlie Sheen's
karl2099> o.o
luizprower> two personal ultra guards,
a steady supply of food,
an awesome tux with cape,
a giant throne chair
karl2099; @.@
luizprower> cable tv
computer
schuka5-1> Hmmm i would take an upside down castle
luizprower> internet,
and a swirly cloud vortex above my castle
karl2099> lol
luizprower> also, my castle is always cast in forever night
schuka5-1> is it sad that i despise zero yet i have his collection for the ds
luizprower> that way i can rave forever
karl2099> lol
luizprower> i don't like zero either schuka. but i love to use him,
in any case,
i'd want my theme to be dark and demonic, with abit of ubbeatness,
and an alternate jazz theme
schuka5-1> meh for a swordsman i would take bass, either way blues was always my favorite
luizprower> also,
when some shmuck comes to hurt me,
i'll be like,
hey, do you hear my theme? because you should be like "fuuuck" when you hear that theme
karl2099> lol
luizprower> also,
i want a claymore that throws flames and can turn into a gigantic cross boomerang
schuka5-1> meh if i had a castle i would totally just be like wily,
except to trap my enemy like megaman i would just trick him into a door where he falls into spikes, and only spikes
luizprower> i don't want a wily castle,
let's see,
also, i would be a demon,
but a human looking demon,
that way i can get my jizz on
karl2099> lol
:3
counthex> Dracula?
luizprower> Dracula is a vampire,
i wanna be a demon,
i don't want to be sucking down blood,
i want burgers.
schuka5-1> i've always been more into the robotics, but i still would also be a elementalist, or fuse my soul with a pheonix
luizprower> my castle would have a personal kitchen,
and tons of demon maid chefs,
i need tons of demon maids,
i even want a cute but worthless at her job demon maid
schuka5-1> basically remi minus the vampire portion
luizprower> no,
her maids sucks and are fairies,
i want DEMON maids,
also
karl2099> :3
luizprower> i hate to burst everyone's bubbles,
but Dracula had knife throwing demon maids first
karl2099> lol
luizprower> anyway
schuka5-1> thats why shinki is better, she had a sword throwing maid
luizprower> i'd want the cute loli useless maid so i could be like,
HEY,
you want candy,
that way i can be a dad,
yeah thats right
karl2099> aww :3
luizprower> i'm hardcore like that
karl2099> lol
luizprower> also, i'd have a gigantic library,
but it'd be filled with movies and games
schuka5-1> Meh I'd have a harem, with only one child
karl2099> but you dont read books..oh nevermind
luizprower> with an entire section devoted to bruce willis
karl2099> :333
luizprower> schuka likes dem lolis,
but thats ok...since i'd plow remi,
anyways
schuka5-1> I DO NOT...
karl2099> id just have a harem
luizprower> i also would have like....a giant bathroom,
like super huge
karl2099> be like love hina style
luizprower> that way
karl2099> ..infact make me keitaro and id be happy
luizprower> when i'm doing the monkey, and a demon maid pops in i can be like,
DIVE DIVE DIVE,
and she'd be like,
where'd master go,
and i'd be like
karl2099> lol
luizprower> yeah i'm a demon, i can't drown
ustreamer-92183> Fucking flash crashing >:c
Also it's Count again :U
luizprower> also, i could light my finger on fire. that way i'd be like. YO LOOK...i'm smoking my finger,
hi hex!
also..i want a drawbridge,
and a moat,
that WAY....
i can be like,
schuka5-1> if i had a castle minus my awesome pheonix magic i would have a full room devoted to weapons of all types, and i would have an army of fire elementals, and i will also have a bunch of servants
luizprower>YO...YO..JEHOVA WITNESSES
ustreamer-92183> Do you have a pet in the moat?
luizprower> GET AWAY FROM MAH MOAT,
no,
also..i'd make inu a demon too,
a gigantic black dog of death and torment,
i'd feed it cheese,
and finally
karl2099> eh stream crashes
ustreamer-92183> Well I'm here I just don't show up on the list :U
luizprower> i want a window in my throne room
schuka5-1> ...if i had my own castle i would want a hammer, and a mask like dedede
luizprower> so i can toss water balloons at people,
so i can toss water balloons at people,
i'll be like
karl2099> lol
luizprower> YO DEMONS, BRING ME MAH WATERBALLOONS,
DAT THAR PIZZA DELIVERY GUY WAS TOO LATE BRINGING MAH PIZZA,
and then my demon maids will be like
ustreamer-92183> I want my Castle to have all but one room collapse and it be triggered on the spot by steping on the first step on the long stairway to the throne room
luizprower> but master, the draw bridge is across a moat. how could he even knock?
and i'll be like,
HE COULD HAVE SWAM,CLIMBED, AND KNOCKED ON DAT DERE DRAWBRIDGE
schuka5-1> In my castle i would have my throne room detachable into a airship, and i would play gangplan galleon all the time remixed
luizprower> but..then your pizza would be wet,
YEAH I NOW, BUT ITS GONNA BE WET WHEN I TOSS ALL MAH WATERBALLOONS, NOW STOP BEING A HO AND BRING EM,
schuka has an awesome idea,
but then i realise my castle is in eternal night,
so i don't need an airship,
also..i want demonic core powering mah castle,
let's see..what else is important to living the lifestyle of a pimping demon
schuka5-1> Luiz you won't be saying that until my throne room assaults your castle with me spouting out pheonix wings!
ustreamer-92183> Roast Beef in candles?
schuka5-1> well luis you need a pimp cane and hat
luizprower> WHA?! YOU FOOL! MAH CASTLE HAS SWIRLY CLOUDS! THEY'LL BE LIKE HELL NAW! AND SUDDENLY UPSIDE DOWN CASTLE WITH GIANT BUSTER CANNON,
AND IT'LL BE LIKE,
PROTON CANNON,
AND YOUR MEASLY PHEONIX POWERS WILL DIE MvC3 STYLE
schuka5-1> BO SHEET... oh wait i have nothing to counter with,
WELL CANNON SPAM
luizprower> I FRAME TRAP INTO LEVEL 1 UPSIDE DOWN CASTLE,
HYPER COOMMBOO,
anyway...what else wuld i need..cuz..i do need a cane
alicia4> :3
schuka5-1> THEN I WILL RETREAT AND COME BACK WITH SIMON BELMONT
luizprower> a cane with an L on it,
i'm not a vampire schuka,
I'M A MUTHAFUCKING DEMON
schuka5-1> ...good point
luizprower> AND INU WILL BE LIKE, RUINING SIMON'S ANGLES AND SHIT
schuka5-1> THEN I WILL THROW ROCKS
luizprower> MAH DEMON MAIDS WILL CATCH THEM ROCKS AND TOSS EM IN MAH MOAT
ustreamer-64908> Yay Ustream hates me
It's Count again
luizprower> I GOT TONS OF DEMON MAIDS,
hi hex,
also, i need a gigantic painting of me with the expression of beating kaizo mario on my face,
also i need an XXX section in my library,
alicia4> o.o
schuka5-1> now i feel sad all my ideas has failed stupid demons
luizprower> also i need an area called "alchemic library"..but i'll never go in it because alchemy is gay
"alchemix laboratory"
alicia4> herooo mark
ustreamer-64908> FMA Kind yes,
REal Alchemy
luizprower> also also
ustreamer-64908> =Chemistry
luizprower> i need ghosts floating all over my castle,
to scare children during halloween,
and steal thier candy
ustreamer-64908> What about the bosses?
schuka5-1> IDEA,
luis will never be able to counter ARTHUR THE KNIGHT WHO SAVES A PRINCESS IN HIS BOXERSSS
luizprower> PLEASE, INU IS THE ONLY ONE I NEED, HE RUINS ANGLES AND TWITCHES IN HIS SLEEP,
i don't need to counter arthur. i just need to put a gigantic bookcase infront of him,
also....i can just sidestep,
and poke him,
also,my castle would have the magical ability to play any song throughout the hall
ustreamer-64908> What about a lab for Wesker like experiments?
luizprower> except phil collins
schuka5-1> well thats the only person who i known who killed demons as a final bosss and what not
luizprower> that is forbidden,
DEM DEMONS DONT KNOW HOW TO SIDESTEP,
PUT A TEKKEN CHARACTER IN FRONT OF ARTHUR,
AND HES DONE
schuka5-1> Well I will just bring along yoshimitsu though, and maybe one or two soul calibur characters
luizprower> OH HELL NAW,
I'LL BE ALL SC2 NIGHTMARE OVER HERE,
AND FUCK ALL DEM PLAYERS UP
ustreamer-64908> Ivy with Sausage whip in 4 is scarier
karl2099> :3
luizprower> OH REALLY
schuka5-1> NO I CAN PLAY AS YOSHIMITSU AND MAKE MYSELF DIZZY
ustreamer-64908> Espically when wearing next to nothing
luizprower> HOW THEY GONNA GET PAST MAH MOA,
THEY WILL JUST RING OUT,
i got a counter for everything in mah castle
schuka5-1> well my 2nd underground throne room is also a digger so yeah
luizprower> i dont need an underground place,
UNDERGROUND IS FOR HOS AND CRAZY VAMPIRE GIRLS
alicia4> o.o
ustreamer-64908> Sounds like my kind of place :U
karl2099> ...can i visit your castle?
ustreamer-64908> Wait...
ustreamer-64908> Flandre refrence?
luizprower> yes flandre reference
karl2099> hehe now you mention it i noticed that to
luizprower> also, all would be allowed in mah castle,
except jehova's witnesses and micheal bay
schuka5-1> fine i will just go to the kirby universe and hit dedede over the head and steal his appearnce and command an army of waddle dee's to assault you
luizprower> but my demonic maids are not for sexing
ustreamer-64908> What about Eirin?
ustreamer-64908> :(
luizprower> i'd be in mah tower, away from all dem crazy doctors,
OH NOES WADDLE DEES,
WHATEVERS I DOS,
OH WAITS, I FORGOTS..I GOT DEMON MAIDS,
THEY TOSS DAGGERS AND TELEPORT AND MAKE MAH BURGERS
schuka5-1> will they also be able to fail as mario characters?
dogboyx> >no timehax
luizprower> Dogboy,
hate to burst ya bubble,
but Dracula had Dagger frenzy maids first
karl2099> :O
alicia4> o.o
dogboyx> still,
wait
luizprower> my maids don't need timehax,
also.they will eat the waddle dees,
CUZ DEM DEMON MAIDS, NOT NORMAL MAIDS
latios100> Phew, finally back/
luizprower> also each demon maid will have thier own personality and level of cuteness
latios100> Had to review some school work.
schuka5-1> errrr thats the only come back that i thought would work
luizprower> also inu would not be approachable by any patrons,
IN MAH CASTLE,
karl2099> brb snack time
alicia4> ;-;
luizprower> ok..i guess alicia could pet giant demon inu
alicia4> ^.^ yay!
karl2099> :333
luizprower> and so,
thus concludes my idea of a castle,
also latest gen systems,
man..you guys castles are vicious
alicia4> mine is full of stuffed animals D:
luizprower> YES, AND THERE HAS TO BE A ROOM OF CUTE STUFFED ANIMALS FOR MAH CUTE DEMON MAID CHILD
ustreamer-64908> Not even asfter the long intro
alicia4> :3 yay!