The greatest improv of all time

O.k ...brace your self people its a big one.

Ready? Then here we go.

I call this the greatest improv performed live on (http://www.youtube.com/user/LuizPrower) at around about 6-10am GMT time give or take the time differences and the time i went to bed, but anyway enjoy it. :3

(Before this Dogboy had been singing the theme for metal gear solid 3 snake eater)

sora8711 (11 hours ago) Spam

poor carcrazy's jealousy has gotten into his head.

sjamsjam (11 hours ago) Spam

He's our background singer.

We need a least some romantic music. :3

TheHeartless09 (11 hours ago) Spam

What you still can't go on my channel page Sora?

sora8711 (11 hours ago) Spam

Nope, it's still dead.

carcrazydogboyx (11 hours ago) Spam

I'm not jealous, we broke up because Sjam only loved my body and not me

TheHeartless09 (11 hours ago) Spam

Well crap let me try something Sora and keep clicking I'll be back

sora8711 (11 hours ago) Spam

Well, sjam knows a good body when he sees one.

sjamsjam (11 hours ago) Spam

Buuut i doo loove yooouu

Just give me a second chance. ;-;

sora8711 (11 hours ago) Spam

Isn't Neo with you though at the moment sjam?

sjamsjam (11 hours ago) Spam

Uhhh..

Nyooo.

We're just friends that play in the bedroom a lot.

Monopoly is a fun game. :3

carcrazydogboyx (11 hours ago) Spam

You just toss me aside and expect me to forgive you?!

sora8711 (11 hours ago) Spam

Oh. I see makes perfect sense. The bedroom is the perfect room to play in.

sjamsjam (11 hours ago) Spam

I didn't toss you aside.

I never would..

I looooove youuuuu ;-;

killer002099 (11 hours ago) Spam

Well dogboy and sjam are technically the same person, but from different time line's, i don't think sjam can not love you dogboy because he is you.

schuka5 (11 hours ago) Spam

But there's a term of loving yourself

sora8711 (11 hours ago) Spam

narcissist= Loving yourself.

carcrazydogboyx (11 hours ago) Spam

You threw me away the second you saw someone more attractive!

It's like wednesday night meant nothing to you, you didn't even look me in the eye!

sjamsjam (11 hours ago) Spam

That's a lie!

I've never seen someone more attractive than you in my entire life!

And Wednesday night was the most beautiful moment of my life!

You're just lying because you can't handle my love! ;-;

killer002099 (11 hours ago) Spam

What about Tuesday night dogboy?, you haven't looked me in the eye since then. ;-;

carcrazydogboyx (11 hours ago) Spam

Then why do you always come back late and smelling like lavender candles?

NeoseekerDarkKnight (11 hours ago) Spam

I'VE GONE DIRECTLY TO JAIL!

sjamsjam (11 hours ago) Spam

I always told you i work in a candle store!

But of course you don't know, you never listened to me! ;-;

carcrazydogboyx (11 hours ago) Spam

It's Aile isn't it?!

sjamsjam (11 hours ago) Spam

Aile is my colleague!

Even if i did want to start anything with her, we would both be fired right away!

carcrazydogboyx (11 hours ago) Spam

I know what went on in the storage room between you two, you can't hide it.

Why do you keep lying to me?

sora8711 (11 hours ago) Spam

Sounds hot.

sjamsjam (11 hours ago) Spam

I told you, the one that told you that was lying!

He was always jealous of me, he's lying because he wants you!

Don't let our love end like this. ;-;

carcrazydogboyx (11 hours ago) Spam

He's always been honest with me, which is something I can't say about you.

You betrayed me.

sora8711 (11 hours ago) Spam

sjamsjam is honest too.

sjamsjam (10 hours ago) Spam

He was never honest!

You just think that because he's so hot!

I might have lied a few times, but i'm telling the truth now, you have to believe me!

I love you! ;-;

sora8711 (10 hours ago) Spam

Aw, how romantic!

carcrazydogboyx (10 hours ago) Spam

Then why was there lipstick on your collar that day? Why were you avoiding me? Why did you sleep on the couch?

sora8711 (10 hours ago) Spam

So many questions... so little answers.

sjamsjam (10 hours ago) Spam

The lipstick was Mr. Smith's, he thanked me for helping him upstairs with a small kiss, you know he always wears a lot of lipstick!

I never avoided you, i just got too caught up in work, and my friends were throwing a party for Tony, because he was getting married, i arranged most of it!

I slept on the couch that night by accident, i fell asleep watching TV!

carcrazydogboyx (10 hours ago) Spam

Such horrible excuses, just admit it, you cheated on me

sjamsjam (10 hours ago) Spam

I never did!

Stop believing what he says!

carcrazydogboyx (10 hours ago) Spam

Why did he find your underwear in the storage room then?!

sjamsjam (10 hours ago) Spam

It's his own underwear!

Just sniff it, you'll smell the difference right away!

sora8711 (10 hours ago) Spam

Sounds like someone has been playing THOSE kind of poker games

carcrazydogboyx (10 hours ago) Spam

I don't believe you, why would he fake such a thing? What does he have to gain from this?

sora8711 (10 hours ago) Spam

I can answer that, He was jealous of your relationship dogboy.

sjamsjam (10 hours ago) Spam

You!

I already told you, he wants you!

He thinks that by making you hate me, you'll come to him!

Who do you believe?

Him, who is just your jealous friend, or me, who's been your girlfriend for 3 years!?

NeoseekerDarkKnight (10 hours ago) Spam

My favorite pairing is splitting up?

carcrazydogboyx (10 hours ago) Spam

I don't know what to believe anymore, just tell me what happened in the storage room that day.

sjamsjam (10 hours ago) Spam

She couldn't find the box of pink candles, so i went in to help her.

While searching, the door closed behind us, and we were locked in because of the locking mechanism, and her leaving the key in the keyhole on the other side!

We were stuck in there until the manager found us.

She DID try to make a move on me, but i refused, because i love you!

carcrazydogboyx (10 hours ago) Spam

How far did she go.

Tell me.

sora8711 (10 hours ago) Spam

Wow, I can actually visualize what may have happened. I found my imagination again!

sjamsjam (10 hours ago) Spam

She only tried to kiss me, i pushed her away!

sora8711 (10 hours ago) Spam

Oh, I was sort of thinking something along the lines of "Oh Marcel we are locked in here but we may as well enjoy it... *slowly removes bra*

carcrazydogboyx (10 hours ago) Spam

The lipstick on your collar that day didn't look like Smith's, be honest.

NeoseekerDarkKnight (10 hours ago) Spam

Sjam is not worth the fight. Find someone better~

sjamsjam (10 hours ago) Spam

It wasn't, he borrowed it from his husband!

carcrazydogboyx (10 hours ago) Spam

Smith got a divorce a year ago.

sjamsjam (10 hours ago) Spam

I told you he got married again!

But again, you never listen!

carcrazydogboyx (10 hours ago) Spam

You're lying! She kissed you!

sjamsjam (10 hours ago) Spam

No, she didn't!

You're just denying my love!

You always did!

sora8711 (10 hours ago) Spam

So, just how did this whole arguement start anyway?

carcrazydogboyx (10 hours ago) Spam

Now you're pinning this on me? You're the one that went out kissing other women!

sjamsjam (10 hours ago) Spam

I never kissed anyone besides you!

Not even my mom!

sora8711 (10 hours ago) Spam

Mother M.

carcrazydogboyx (10 hours ago) Spam

Tanya even saw you two!

Stop lying to me!

sjamsjam (10 hours ago) Spam

How can she see us!?

The storage room has no cameras, no windows, nothing!

She's lying too!

Everyone is just jealous of me!

Come on, our love is stronger than this!

carcrazydogboyx (10 hours ago) Spam

She opened the door.

sjamsjam (10 hours ago) Spam

That's impossible, don't you think we would have noticed that!?

The manager saved us, just before he closed the store for the day!

carcrazydogboyx (10 hours ago) Spam

You two did notice, you've just been denying it.

sora8711 (10 hours ago) Spam

Objection! If she opened the door which was locked and if she SAW sjam and whoever you'd think she'd let them out. Besides, I think they would have noticed.

sjamsjam (10 hours ago) Spam

How can you say that?

I'm starting to think you never loved me!

carcrazydogboyx (10 hours ago) Spam

How could you say such a thing?

I've always loved you, and you repay me by fooling around with other women!

sora8711 (10 hours ago) Spam

This arguement is going in circles.

sjamsjam (10 hours ago) Spam

How can you say you love me if you believe your jealous "friends" over me!?

carcrazydogboyx (10 hours ago) Spam

Because ever since that day, you've never looked me in the eyes when saying you love me, not even in the bedroom.

sjamsjam (9 hours ago) Spam

I told you from the very start, i'm severely cross-eyed, i can't help it!

Once again, you weren't listening!

sjamsjam (9 hours ago) Spam

And by that, i meant from the day i got out of that storage room, it was so dark, and we were in there for so long.

The suddenly the door opens and i was blinded by the light outside!

I told you that!

sora8711 (9 hours ago) Spam

It has been a day since sjam was locked up there. In a dark storage room with no lights, no windows, no cameras. A sudden beam of light may do that.

sjamsjam (9 hours ago) Spam

I am!

You. Just. Don't. Listen.

carcrazydogboyx (9 hours ago) Spam

I've had enough of your lies, I'm going to go stay with Tanya until you can fix this.

sora8711 (9 hours ago) Spam

Now now, lets go back a little. A while ago sjam you said you were dogboy`s girlfriend for 3 years. Dogboy, ever since that day you were suspicious and you starting believing your friends. Who do you trust more? Jealousy driven friends or your beloved?

sjamsjam (9 hours ago) Spam

Fine!

I've had enough of your thick-headedness!

I hope you're happy with your "friends".

I don't need you!

sora8711 (9 hours ago) Spam

It seems. jealousy has triumphed.

carcrazydogboyx (9 hours ago) Spam

Obviously, since you have ready access to other women

sora8711 (9 hours ago) Spam

Then again, don't you as well dogboy?

sjamsjam (9 hours ago) Spam

That's just what you think is true.

Because you rather believe "friends" over your long-time lover.

You don't need to talk anymore.

Everything you think is a lie.

sora8711 (9 hours ago) Spam

sjam was trying to get you back. That is not the usual move a cheater makes, you on the other hand were pushing him away. Almost as if you wanted to. Could it be the roles were reversed?

carcrazydogboyx (9 hours ago) Spam

No!

I would never do such a thing!

sjamsjam (9 hours ago) Spam

See?

There you go again, not knowing what you're doing or saying.

I don't know who you are anymore.

You're not the passionate lover i knew all that time.

sora8711 (9 hours ago) Spam

Then why are you completely ignoring his answers when they make perfect sense? Going back you said your friend Tanya saw them in the storage, was she a friend of the other girl as well? If the door was locked they could not get out Tanya knew this but did not say anything and closed the door again.

carcrazydogboyx (9 hours ago) Spam

No...

I've done terrible things and I've been trying to hide it by blaming you...

I'm sorry...

sjamsjam (9 hours ago) Spam

Terrible things?

What have you done exactly?

sora8711 (9 hours ago) Spam

Yes, I would like to know as well.

carcrazydogboyx (9 hours ago) Spam

I've cheated...

But it doesn't matter anymore, nothing does...

sora8711 (9 hours ago) Spam

To relieve yourself of your guilt you blamed sjam? I wonder what will sjam say of this?

XThePrincessOfMusicX (9 hours ago) Spam

omg i knew it... poor sjam

sjamsjam (9 hours ago) Spam

It's ok.

I still love you.

I lied about not needing you.

I LOVE YOUUUU

sora8711 (9 hours ago) Spam

And so. This case comes to an end.

XThePrincessOfMusicX (9 hours ago) Spam

a happy ending?! omg yay!!!

carcrazydogboyx (9 hours ago) Spam

It doesn't matter anymore, nothing does...

Goodbye... Sjam...

sora8711 (9 hours ago) Spam

What?!

XThePrincessOfMusicX (9 hours ago) Spam

no happy ending...? <=O

sjamsjam (9 hours ago) Spam

No!

If you're going to do what i think you are, i will follow you!

We will be together forever!

sora8711 (9 hours ago) Spam

No sjam. I don't think dog boy would want you to do that.

carcrazydogboyx (9 hours ago) Spam

I must go alone, it's the only way to atone for the things I've done to you...

joe431 (9 hours ago) Spam

Dogboy and sjam! you forgot all about me! you two used to call me your little princess! how could you forget! you forgot all about me....

XThePrincessOfMusicX (9 hours ago) Spam

but wat if they really r meant to be?

sjamsjam (9 hours ago) Spam

No!

There is no need to atone, if i can forgive you!

I will not allow you to go alone!

I'll even take our daughter with us if you go!

We'll be a happy family, for all eternity!

Our love is eternal!

XThePrincessOfMusicX (9 hours ago) Spam

awwwwwwwww

carcrazydogboyx (9 hours ago) Spam

But I must, I should have never doubted our love and turned to Tanya...

I deserve this...

sora8711 (9 hours ago) Spam

It seems you truly are determined to end it all now, aren't you?

sjamsjam (9 hours ago) Spam

No, you don't!

What you deserve is to stay with me and Alicia, and stay a happy family!

sora8711 (9 hours ago) Spam

Just imagine poor Alicia waking up askign where is mommy and havign sjam break the bad news...

carcrazydogboyx (9 hours ago) Spam

I'm an unfit mother anyways, I won't be missed...

sora8711 (9 hours ago) Spam

That's not true.

joe431 (9 hours ago) Spam

I just want our family to be together and happy! please!

sjamsjam (9 hours ago) Spam

You're the best mother there is!

And the best lover!

Everyone makes mistakes, nobody is perfect!

carcrazydogboyx (9 hours ago) Spam

That's not true, I've betrayed you...

I can't live with this...

sora8711 (9 hours ago) Spam

Throwing your life away is foolish when everyone still believes in you.

XThePrincessOfMusicX (9 hours ago) Spam

i agree with sora

sjamsjam (9 hours ago) Spam

Damnit!

You can't just end it and think it's over!

By doing this, you won't solve anything!

Not only because it's stupid, but because there is nothing to solve!

And you know why?

Because i forgive you, my love.

Doing this would only depress your entire family.

If you really want to "solve" it, stay with us, and make us happy, like you always did.

sora8711 (9 hours ago) Spam

It couldn't have been better said.

carcrazydogboyx (9 hours ago) Spam

How can you just forgive me? I betrayed you...

sora8711 (9 hours ago) Spam

Love is powerful indeed. Isn't it?

sjamsjam (9 hours ago) Spam

I forgive you, because i love you.

And because i know you wouldn't do it again.

XThePrincessOfMusicX (9 hours ago) Spam

all things can be resolved, the resolution is love of course

carcrazydogboyx (9 hours ago) Spam

...You really mean it?

sora8711 (9 hours ago) Spam

If sjam is trying to stop you I believe he does.

sjamsjam (9 hours ago) Spam

I do.

I love you. <3

sora8711 (9 hours ago) Spam

So, what is your decision now dogboy?

carcrazydogboyx (8 hours ago) Spam

I'm sorry for this entire mess, I'm sorry for betraying you, I'm sorry for ever doubting our love...

I love you...

sjamsjam (8 hours ago) Spam

Lets get married. <3

joe431 (8 hours ago) Spam

We can be a happy family again! Yay!

carcrazydogboyx (8 hours ago) Spam

<3

sora8711 (8 hours ago) Spam

And so. This story has come to an end, with happiness.

XThePrincessOfMusicX (8 hours ago) Spam

And so they lived happily ever after, after all

sjamsjam (8 hours ago) Spam

We are the best soap opera ever.

sora8711 (8 hours ago) Spam

Not only that it took about 16 pages. I really think this could have made it intoa  game or movie.

XThePrincessOfMusicX (8 hours ago) Spam

That was the greatest non face to face drama ever

carcrazydogboyx (8 hours ago) Spam

And I did my part with a shitty PS3 on-screen keyboard

i am boss

sora8711 (8 hours ago) Spam

We all had a part in this magneficent story.

sjamsjam (8 hours ago) Spam

We absolutely must go on stage and shit.

We seriously would rock the theater world with our improv.

XThePrincessOfMusicX (8 hours ago) Spam

it wood be better then romeo and juliet!

sjamsjam (8 hours ago) Spam

Far better.

And not only because our act is improv. :V

sjamsjam (8 hours ago) Spam

Thou art i, i art thou.

TAKE YOUR GODDAMN RAIN BACK

DOITDOITDOIT

sjamsjam (8 hours ago) Spam

Fantastic plan.

Welp, i'm staying inside for the day then. :V

carcrazydogboyx (8 hours ago) Spam

But I thought we were getting married--kayno, enough of that marmite

sjamsjam (8 hours ago) Spam

Maybe some other time.

We don't want to spoil our fans. :V

carcrazydogboyx (7 hours ago) Spam

Yes, we must devour all the fans plugged in inside our houses before they spoil

sjamsjam (7 hours ago) Spam

God damnit.

Even here you manage to make my milk go everywhere.

Not that milk you jfdghfjdfd.

carcrazydogboyx (7 hours ago) Spam

breast milk

boobs for breakfast

hot

sjamsjam (7 hours ago) Spam

More like

delicious

flat chest

The most nutritious thing in the world.

carcrazydogboyx (7 hours ago) Spam

Second most you mean

The single most nutritious thing is obviously TV

sjamsjam (7 hours ago) Spam

Maybe Canadian TV.

But here, Delicious Flat Chest is supreme.

carcrazydogboyx (7 hours ago) Spam

more like moderately sized breasts

sjamsjam (7 hours ago) Spam

HEY SHUT UP

YOU'RE A TITBOT

carcrazydogboyx (7 hours ago) Spam

wat nu

sjamsjam (7 hours ago) Spam

I will now call you titbot.

Whether you like it or not. >:V

carcrazydogboyx (7 hours ago) Spam

you are now...

shaddap

sjamsjam (7 hours ago) Spam

fiengawd

goddm fkkr

sjamsjam (7 hours ago) Spam

Oh look, two pages of us.

Pro.

carcrazydogboyx (7 hours ago) Spam

Just as according to keikaku

sjamsjam (7 hours ago) Spam

The results of our endeavors have satisfactorily harmonized with the forecast that we generated upon in accordance to the detailed analysis of the situation at hand and the desired goals that were stated by key stakeholders and interested parties at the outset of the events that previously unfolded.

carcrazydogboyx (7 hours ago) Spam

tl;dr

sjamsjam (7 hours ago) Spam

tl;dr version:

Just as planned.

sjamsjam (7 hours ago) Spam

Thank you very much.

I did my best.

(I'd like to thank Marcel and Mark for doing this brilliant improv, it was amazing to just watch :3)