Super Meat Boy: The torture game thats meaty enough to love

Here, have some music to listen to while you read, you won't be disappointed.



Right, so, Super Meat Boy. You could say its the full spiritual sequel to I Wanna Be The Guy (Hell, he's even an unlockable character in this, but he seems really hard to get.) Just with an actual story... less actually trying to make you die... better controls...more characters to play as... more levels... ANYWAY

Super Meat Boy has this appeal that makes you keep playing even after dying on a level for more than a hour, its humor during cutscenes just makes you love it, even if is a living hell sometimes!

As soon as the points come in the email I've been waiting for, i shall buy Super Meat Boy (I was actually gonna keep saving them for Sonic 4, but SMB was on sale and its too good to miss.) and i will love every meaty moment of it. (... SHUT UP DON'T TAKE IT THE WRONG WAY GAWD YOU DIRTY MINDED PEOPLE!)

Super Meat Boy was delayed on wii due to nintendos problems and will be released on PC through Steam on the last week of November. The Xbox360 version is already released and they said that SMB will never be released on PSN cause they lazy :| due to some reason.


And if you don't trust me (WHO ARE YOU THEN?!?!?!?) Here's someone else's opinion on it: Don't worry! They're trained professionals! Don't try this at home!


Done? Good. Music done? Well wait and listen then, jeeze.


Good boy. Here's a nice treat:





Whats that boy? You want another treat?!? WELL FINE THEN, JEEZE, DON'T NEED TO GET SO SNIPPY ABOUT IT IT





NO. NO MORE TREATS. YOU'LL GET FAT
JEEZ
PEOPLE THESE DAYS